A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a Seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." He asked her if she knew what it was for. She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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LMAO...........I automatically thought of a few blonde moments that I have had....shhhhhh but don't tell anyone!!!

I love Blonde Jokes.I am Blonde&both of my daughters are Blonde!Whenever I get one,I always e-mail it two both of my daughters&my wife.At their work,of course! Irish

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ROTFLMAO , very good!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yes I read that oen before.....no pic attached so I had to write it down and turn it upside down to figure it out....And ya there are some blonde jokes I dont get, but I assume thats because I am blonde hehe...

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That's cute. I was blond when I was younger. People somethings think I've turned grey, but actually ... it's platinum.


(Yeah ... right )

Very good, had not seen that one before

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Dicksbro---That's one good thing about being Blonde.I've been
greying for years,but people don't realise it because it blends
right in with the Blonde.In the summer,I get almost white,anyway.
I'm so light that the sun bleaches it almost white.One of my nick-
names,on the job,used to be"Skunkman".I had a full beard for over 20yrs.My hair,moustache,and the part of my beard,below my mouth,were blonde and the rest was rust(reddish)! Irish

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Grumbleguts, that was a good one! Try this one now.


A blind man enters a local bar. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving
that you are blind - that you should know five things:


1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."

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As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
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A brunette walked into a Dr's office in tears and said,Doc you gotta help me please. What is the matter?Asked the doctor.My whole body hurts,everywhere I touch it,I'm in terrible pain.She touches her arm.OUCH! /she touches her shoulder,OUCH.Yo gotta help me doc. The Dr.asked,You aren't really a brunette are you? No,I'm a blonde,why do you ask? Well the doc said,you broke your finger.

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