The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course MUST be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.(Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length so as to avoid damage to the hole.
6. In some cases, and at the owner's discretion, playing or entry fees may be required.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately apon arrival. The experienced player will normally take their time to admire the entire course, with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they are currently playing to the owner. Upset course owners have been known to severely damage a player's equipment for this reason.
10. Players are encouraged to bring the proper rain gear for protection.
11. Players should not assume the course is in playing condition at all times. Players may be embarrassed to find the course temporarily out of service. Advanced players will find alternate means of play.
12. Players should assure that their match has properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played. Previous players have been known to be IRATE if they discover someone else playing what they consider a private course.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back-nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. The course owner will be the SOLE judge of who is the best player.

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That was great.

Is there a dress code? What are the tee off times and who decides on the foursome?

Thanks

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LOL @ Cheyanne


I love playing a freshly mowed green.

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When do we tee off dear?

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Damn mulligans

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LMAO. Cheyanne, that's great!

Wasn't really into golf...but maybe i should give it a shot...

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

And I thought full contact golf was too futuristic!

LOL Chey!

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putt putt for the fun of it.....

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Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Cheyanne, excellent!

Yeah, I thought that the golfers among us would enjoy this one.... :lust:

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Dont mind me...just playing through

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

another good one Chey

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?