05-17-2003, 12:39 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,248
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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05-17-2003, 12:41 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
Posts: 3,581
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
Lil ol' me??? Who'd a thunk it??..lol
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05-17-2003, 03:07 AM
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here and there
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Western NY
Posts: 3,601
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000
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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-17-2003, 03:14 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: England
Posts: 3,635
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babybunny - Well I'm just glad to find that there are some respectable people here as well as all these depraved souls. I mean, I knew they were perverts, but now to find out they're all criminals as well!!!!!!! Peas in a pod, eh? Hmmm.........
FussyPucker - DOWN boy!
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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"
M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !
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05-17-2003, 08:49 AM
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It's me again
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Maryland
Posts: 678
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
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05-17-2003, 03:13 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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05-17-2003, 07:35 PM
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Just want to enjoy life!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Iowa
Posts: 1,537
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Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £7000
LOL, OK what ever
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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings
My Pictures
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As Promised
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05-18-2003, 12:06 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: west texas
Posts: 74
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000
-lost
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
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05-18-2003, 02:22 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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8 Years, 5000$ :whiteghos
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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05-18-2003, 12:24 PM
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Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £0
OMG 15.5 yrs ????? I'm dodgier than I thought!
No more mince pies Xmas day either!
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