Keep fuckin with me, woman, and I'm gonna hire Tim Curry to dress up in his Pennywise costume, hang out in yer closet, wait for you to sleep, then climb into bed and stare you down face-to-face till ya wake up.

now Tim Curry in my bed wouldn't be the worse thing i've ever had between the sheets...even if he is dressed as a clown *shudders* so peddle your mouth elsewhere monkeyboy...or you'll end up with a bundle of hornets in your boxer drawer....

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*long pause... slowly blinks... drops the pimp hammer again* Why waste time with words when a quick, stinging backhand speaks higher volumes than the loudest, gruffest threat ever could?

Most scarey thing is


waiting on the adults to come and make (the situation)it all better~~~~~~~~~~then realising that you are the adult!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Right now I've got a big fear of failure...and I am yet another who gets freaked out by stinging/biting/slimy/creepy/crawly insects...

I would probably also panic if ever confronted by an angry German Shepherd...had a very scary incident as a child...

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I'm going to have to say torture is the thing I fear most. Not that I will ever be in a position to be tortured but that would be it. And it isn't the pain part I fear but cracking and telling those who are torturing me what they want to know.

Strange I know.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

*Saw Tim Curry dressed in garters and a teddy run through another thread a short time ago.... no, he wasn't dressed as a clown.............. had the neatest set of spiked heels on though..*

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

snakes

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if it feels good do i

amen 2-4-tea....had one on the porch yesterday I screamed so loud I scared the little fucker off

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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