*gulp*

Now I know damn well that thought is gonna pop into my mind more than once while I'm trying to coach those 13 little leaguers later tonight.

That's just got "Hot For Teacher" written all over it!

Bad coach! Bad, bad coach!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

ha ha! How do you think I managed the no suspensions???? Trust me the whip goes where I go.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Schools out
Schools out
Now Lil is about


Have a good summer.

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<Cranking up Alice Cooper's "School's Out" for ya...


Well, we got no class,
And we got no principals,
And we got no innocence,
We can't even think of a word that rhymes...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

"Normal"? OH, shit, now we're all in trouble.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Congratulations!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney