11-12-2005, 11:05 AM
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My mom was always good for this one
You can make you bed and lay in it too - wouldn't that mess up the bed?
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11-12-2005, 06:44 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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why do people who are about to be rude always start by saying "I'm not being rude, but..."
I also knew someone once who would frequenlty tell me "I'm not being condescending but...". Surely he if wasn't being condescending he would let me make my own mind up!
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07-17-2006, 09:41 PM
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gurly gurl
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too cute
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07-18-2006, 05:21 AM
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Using "Built like a brick sh*thouse" as a compliment? Is that like saying you look like a well-constructed latrine?  |
09-30-2006, 05:13 PM
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why so people get called a "rough diamond" when they really mean that they are a murderous thug who should be locked in Elevenworth until his legs grow sufficiently enough for his knuckles to no longer drag on the floor?
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09-30-2006, 08:48 PM
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Just me.
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Originally Posted by Steph
We park in driveways.
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... and we drive on parkways.  |
10-01-2006, 10:02 AM
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Missing the Angels
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No matter how big the blankets are the other person always ends up with them.
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10-01-2006, 02:07 PM
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If a donkey is an ass
and a sheep is a ram
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?
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10-01-2006, 05:10 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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lol, nice one jay-t
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10-02-2006, 10:02 AM
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Turn it up!
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
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What's really odd is that a woman will put on a pair of panties, but only one bra...
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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-02-2006, 10:42 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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A chick pea is neither a chick, nor a pea. 
And something I learned in Savannah...
Spanish Moss is neither Spanish, or moss! It's actually a member of the pineapple family!
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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