
12-04-2012, 08:51 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Madisonville, TN
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Proof that Elf on the Shelf can be a naughty boy or girl...
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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton
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12-04-2012, 10:14 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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so damn funny
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12-05-2012, 01:15 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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That's a riot!
And a great source for some awesome holiday pranks at the store! 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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12-05-2012, 02:11 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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I love that Elf on Shelf dude and really wish he had been around when my kid was little. Pinterest is always showing pics of the little guy doing hilarious stuff. Although, this is the first time I've seen him getting it on with his little elf buddy. 
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12-05-2012, 02:52 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,196
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Hey, if elves didn't get horny, where do you suppose little elves would come from? Shoemakers cohabitating with cookie manufacturers?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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12-05-2012, 05:15 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Everything you wanted to know about Elf sex .
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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