THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING


Talk about a huge breast!


Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


It's Cool Whip time!


If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


Whew, that's one terrific spread!


I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


Are you ready for seconds yet?


It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


Don't play with your meat.


Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.


Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


I didn't expect everyone to come at once!


You still have a little bit on your chin.


How long will it take after you stick it in?


You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!


That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Sounds like an aussie Xmas.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Or an evening in Lilith's dungeon...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

i've had a bit of sausage stuffing before

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'm really looking forward to getting some of your cream pie.

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