I love doing Pixie-ized versions of old songs. Here's one for ya' and feel free to add your own!

The Rattle of Early Mornin’
(To the tune of The Battle of New Orleans)

By Dicksbro

Bout’ oh-six-thirty, I turned her on her hip,
I turned her and I hugged her, then dipped my little stick.
I pushed it in her sweetness, then I pulled it out again,
And we wiggled and we ground a bit. I took her fer’ a spin.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Well,, she bounced and she hollared, and she swiveled on me more,
I must have been a shakin’ like I never dun before,
The walls they a tightenin’ and she gave a final squeeze,
And the streams of liquid cotton, went squirtin’ if you please.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Ol’ pricky was a stiffy and he had the big surprise,
If only I could hold til the time to let it fly,
I held it by her tummy, I could feel it really swell,
Then I let it burst a plenty like a cannon shot from … WELL …

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.

I fired my gun, til it’s barrel almost melted,
Then I licked her and I kissed as we played another round,
I teased up her clitty then a’diddied her behind,
And when she bucked and jerked again, she truly lost her mind.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.

Oh my....this had me just a gigglin'!!!

A true classic!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Oh Danny boy, your pipes, your pipes aren’t rising,
From glans to glans, and down the smooth shaft’s side,
The pre-cum’s gone, and all the skin is drying,
‘Tis true, ‘tis true, it came on your new bride.

(Refrain)
But cum ye’ back when semen’s in the hanging sack,
Or when the legs are wrapped around your back,
‘Tis you’ll be bare on sheets as cool as fallen snow,
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, it cums and goes.

And if you cum, while her sweet puss is waiting,
And when you shoot your semen in her hair,
You’ll cum and cum, her lovely lips a gapping,
She’ll kneel and gulp the jism in the air.
(Refrain)

And you’ll feel it soften when she does her thing to thee,
And all your dreams will warm and sweeter be,
And should she fail to tell you of her love for thee,
Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Oh DB........... I'm speechless.

Those are absolutely great!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It is the Christmas season and so I'll share one more ...

Yingling Balls

Dashing through the snow,
Racing towards the barn,
I chased ol’ Sally Mae,
With all her fetching charms,
As we got inside the door,
I grabbed her and we fell,
Onto the soft fresh hay,
All was going well.

Chorus:
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
First to the left, and then to the right,
As we romped there in the hay …
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
I wish I’d had more endurance
When I had ol’ Sally Mae.

We got ourselves undressed,
My trousers round my feet,
I grabbed her by the waist,
Then fondled her left teat.
Balls and boobies bounced,
It must have been a sight,
To watch my rigid thing,
Aim for her pussy tight.

Chorus:

In just a minute or two,
I wanted to push my pride,
Into ol’ Sally Mae,
Who was laying by my side.
I was all hard and moist,
Looking forward to some fun,
But she took me in her mouth,
And drained me of my cum. O ...

Chorus:

My thingy has gone soft,
In Sally I haven’t cum,
My fluids all are gone,
And I am all but done.
Our time this day is through,
And I am drained and spent,
My chance for Sally Mae,
Has come and now it’s went …

Oh … Chorus:

Repeat Chorus

Now if that one ^^^ can't get ya into the holiday spirit, you truly are a Scrooge.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus