OK...I have completely lost it. It is official.


I bet my daughter that in two weeks time I would be able to do the splits.


A bit of history...I was good at gymnastics. I could do the splits and everything. Uneven bars and balance beam and the floor exercises. But now....I really dont know if I can do this. But it made my daughter smile...so I will try...


Have you ever tried to capture the past through a bet?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

txgrneyes,

Yes mam, I have. I hope you have better success than I did!

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Eudaimonia

Yep, I'm in that same boat as jseal.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's the old, "What the hell was I thinking!" been there

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Yes, I have. And the look on my son's face (first surprise and then pride) when I hit the ball over his and his friend's heads (who had scooted up into the diamond) into way back center field was priceless.

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Capture the past?

The bastard can run faster than I can.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

No bet involved, but a few years back I thought I might see if I could still jump across the creek (about 4 ft across & 2-3 lower to the other side) the same as I could when I was a kid, just showing off for my neighbor & our respective children...
The good news is that I made it over ok...when the neighbor said something about blowing out a knee, I assured him I was all right...

...inside, I was thinking, "That was scary & stupid, you dumbass!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.