11-26-2006, 09:15 AM
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Just me.
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1st Christmas Joke of the Season ... for PF
Just got this, thought of PF ... and had to share it ...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The HolidaySeason Begins....
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11-26-2006, 09:30 AM
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TY DB 
I'm so happy you started our season in a fitting way. 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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11-26-2006, 09:30 AM
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Missing the Angels
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*snicker*
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11-26-2006, 11:19 AM
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Yup.
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11-27-2006, 05:22 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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*giggle*
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11-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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Huggable!
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Really did LOL !!!
Thats great!! TY |
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