11-05-2005, 05:31 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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isn't that odd?
Anything thats a bit odd really. Hope this works, never made up one of these games before.
Want a coupe of examples? OK
So why are they called "blow jobs"? Anyone here actually blow? Wouldn't that make a slobery farting noise?
The phrase "he wants his cake and eat it". Erm well yes actually... whats the point of cake if you can't eat it? Is this so unreasonable?
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11-05-2005, 06:17 PM
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Banned
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We park in driveways.
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11-05-2005, 06:20 PM
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Made in England
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Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Can we still stand at attention if our mind is wandering?
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11-05-2005, 06:24 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
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11-05-2005, 06:25 PM
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Made in England
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Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Why do we pay tolls to drive on freeways?
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11-06-2005, 03:42 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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If animal shelters ware a place where you put stray animals, what are bomb shelters?
If bomb shelters are a place you go when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?
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11-06-2005, 09:00 PM
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Just me.
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Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
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11-10-2005, 09:58 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Why is it called a snowman when we don't give them a gender?
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11-10-2005, 02:56 PM
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Registered User
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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11-11-2005, 05:39 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Why do they call it moonlight instead of reflected sunlight?
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10-02-2006, 10:02 AM
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Turn it up!
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
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What's really odd is that a woman will put on a pair of panties, but only one bra...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-02-2006, 10:42 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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A chick pea is neither a chick, nor a pea. 
And something I learned in Savannah...
Spanish Moss is neither Spanish, or moss! It's actually a member of the pineapple family!
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-30-2006, 08:48 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Steph
We park in driveways.
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... and we drive on parkways.  |
10-01-2006, 10:02 AM
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Missing the Angels
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No matter how big the blankets are the other person always ends up with them.
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10-01-2006, 02:07 PM
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Registered User
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If a donkey is an ass
and a sheep is a ram
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?
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