An excerpt from an e-mail I found in my inbox today:

100 years ago today, the initial description of Tyrannosaurus rex, its junior synonym Dynamosaurus imperiosus, and Albertosaurus sarcophagus was published.

Happy Centennial, guys!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

So THAT'S what they were talking about!!


Silly me...I thought they were offering discounted xanax!






Uh oh...
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I ordered a bottle of 30!


That's gonna be a damn big bottle!

I hope they send it in a box, so I can use it for Pixie's Package #1!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Please see gekko's sig. Obviously, you'd be Warren Buffet.

Jimmy's dad?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMG...I smell a hijack!

*sniff, sniff*


TY for the info gecko!


Geezzzzzzz...I swear you guys have zero attention span!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

A what?