
09-29-2005, 02:06 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
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Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If...
After taking the "Little BDSM Quiz" - - posted by nicole2309 I remembered I had this......
(From enigmasQuill)
Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If...
The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers.
Your son uses Twizzlers as floggers.
You go in the playroom and find an interrogation chair built entirely of Legos.
You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter.
Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.
You tell your daughter she's too old to spank, and she assures you she isn't.
You yell to your daughter to do her chores, and she answers she's tied up right now,... and she really is tied up.
Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging off her tongue.
Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.
Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots...twelve times.
You notice his G.I. Joe has Barbie on a leash.
You bought a clothes dryer because every time your kids went out to play, the clothesline and clothespins vanished.
You ask your son to walk the dog, and later notice the dog's still home, but the leash and your daughter aren't.
They made a violet wand for their science fair.
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09-29-2005, 02:12 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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 lol
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09-29-2005, 02:44 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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lmfao...Cowboy & Dominatrix!
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We were born involved in one another.
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09-29-2005, 07:40 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
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That's funny! 
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09-30-2005, 12:31 AM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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Good one, teddy!
Damn, I was going to respond to this at length, but the hardware store just called to ask me to pay up NOW so I've got to go out and find a second job.
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09-30-2005, 12:38 AM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern US
Posts: 772
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lol, I love that!! Thanks for sharing
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