Things, sayings, moves that are more likely to get you laid than not.

Ladies, what works and what doesn't.

Guys, what have you tried that bombed or succeeded.

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One that didn't used to work with my wife but does now is having a screw or screw drive in hand and asking "You wanna screw?" Used to get but now I usually get :better:

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almost nothing better

There's obviously no magic phrase that will make Mrs. WI change her answer from no to yes...but when it's late and we're both awake, I've asked "so...wanna get lucky?". When I'm really craving some luvin, I'll whisper to her while we're out "I know it's wrong, but I want to push you against that wall and fuck you hard right now....and lick you when we get home."

But I'm dying to see how "hola" works.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I've started dating a guy this week. I was chatting with our mutual friend and said, "I can't look at him. He's too cute!" He overheard & it worked.

Our mutual friend is a 75-year-old flaming queen. His line is, "Do I know you? Have I blown you?" He gets lucky all the time with that one!

i have nothing





























unless you consider me pulling up my skirt and saying fuck me now a "line"

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Works for me!

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almost nothing better

Holy shit, yeah........I can see where that might work! Dang!!!


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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Sing to me. Really it's about that simple .

Although:




would probably work just as well.

<----- warms up his whisperer!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hmm...

I hate it when a guy is a "shmoozer." They try way to hard and you can tell they are being insinsere.

I like a guy that has a good smile, a touch of cockyness, the perfect touch, and doesn't use lines, instead uses good humor and says witty comments.

Oh and something else that works... showing me a pair of handcuffs. I have so many mixed feelings when I get pulled over by cops...

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

That would TOTALLY work on me. Nothing more exciting than being wanted that bad, that urgently.

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OTP, siempre

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"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

WB Red! How the heck are you, you sexy thang?


And thanks!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Thanks WI. I'm good. I've been playin' my guitar, lying underneath the stars, Just thankin' the Lord for my fingers, for my fingers.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX

Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke