(submitted by gekkogecko)

MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who
stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable
sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the
kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the
payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60
euros ($78).

"There was just a little cash," the clerk, who
declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

"Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a
leather outfit for a woman," he said.

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:nopics:

LMAO....what a guy!

$78?...he won't even be able to take her out for dinner & a movie on that...

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He sure can't buy an air compressor for $78.

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^^^^No, but he can buy some nice panties for his date.

And they thought he didn't know what he was doing. :grin: lmao

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