07-11-2004, 06:18 PM
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Realistic (Just like a REAL marriage)
A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted
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07-11-2004, 06:21 PM
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Q:How can you tell that the Honeymoon is over?
A:When you're dating & he farts,he says "Excuse Me!"
When the Honeymoon,is over,he says "Pull my finger!" 
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07-11-2004, 07:33 PM
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Bwah!!!!!!
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07-11-2004, 08:32 PM
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Love the last line of that first joke!
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