(submitted by MasterAragornSting)


ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.

Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.

The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.


"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."


Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.


He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

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March 17th is St. Patricks day.If he's lucky,he,ll get an Irish judge,
who also plays,with his Shaleighly(sp?)while driving! Irish

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Gentlefolk,

Mr. Gainey



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moron!

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I have done this many times, got a warning violation once but that is the extent of it............

Don't think I will be driving around in NYC anytime soon....

Cops in my small hometown don't give that much of a shit about a TV being on in a car....

Sucks for that guy.... porn in a Mercedes....doesnt get any better

This happened right near where I go to college, and when I first heard about it, I was like wtf? Cause I thought that he was driving and watching it, but after reading again, I'm not so sure. Good old New York State. Gotta love it.

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I have to say I hope he gets nailed. Not for watching porn, but for watching television at all while driving.

How can you drive and watch tv? I'd crash in 5 minutes if I tried it!

see that's what that dvd screen and all that hi tech stuff we have now will land ya

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sorry 4 his luck