01-03-2004, 10:00 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Elmo
A woman is hired at the assembly plant where the Tickle-Me-Elmo's are produced. She is told to report to work at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee.
She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager started laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."
hehehehe... anyone want tickles?
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01-03-2004, 10:03 AM
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lol. cute.
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01-03-2004, 10:16 AM
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Very good  Wasn't expecting that.
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01-03-2004, 11:38 AM
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Very good!It shows how some people take everything TOO seriously! Irish
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01-03-2004, 12:26 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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thanks for the giggles  |
01-03-2004, 12:50 PM
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LOL I didn't see that coming, either!
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01-03-2004, 04:59 PM
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I cannot believe I fell for that.
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01-03-2004, 05:19 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Nice twist at the end, TY Jenna for the laugh
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01-03-2004, 08:43 PM
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Jennaflower,
Loved it! Thank you very much.
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01-04-2004, 09:46 AM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Classical! Elmo was funny in the Sesame Street days. Sounds like the kinda thing I'd do if I was hired!  |
01-04-2004, 12:02 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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OMG! I tried and tried to get the punch line before the end! LMAO!
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