Women believe if a pet cat strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a pet dog strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a woman strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a man strays,
it's because men are pigs

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Here here here.......Exactly Right!!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

But how do women feel when a pig strays?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Perhaps they would then need a man to bring home the bacon?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That's about right.

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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And it usually is the reason! LOL

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

What do we do when they stray? Get rid of them and find one that will stay in it's pen!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

There's always so much profound reading to do at Pixies. You got it, FP.

Please clarify your statement!

Men are pigs

~OR~

Women believe men are pigs



???????????????




*giggle, giggle, giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I read somewhere that people seek people who make them feel good about themselves. If you spend time making your spouse feel unloved , like he/she is unworthy of your attention, etc....they will find someone who does make them feel good about themselves. I have always remembered this and it has helped me out a couple times.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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