04-05-2002, 04:21 PM
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Bad Porn Titles
Diva's joke made me think about this and then I got something in the mail about videos......
What are some funny, horrid, or just outrageous porn movie titles? They can be real or from your own sick twisted imagintion
The one I saw that gave me a giggle was
American Booty~had a rose on the cover just like it's namesake
~also offered for your viewing pleasure
Knights in Shining Panties~I dub the Sir Pantyfanatic
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04-05-2002, 04:27 PM
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One of the ones that I always thought funny was Romancing the Bone
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04-05-2002, 04:53 PM
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I did a search for "Porn Movie Titles" and the very first "hit"
was for a
website: http://bbspot.com/Features/2000/6/Top_10_Titles.html
And they listed the top 10 Most Hilarious Porn Movie Titles as the following:
10. Forrest Hump
9. Pulp Friction
8. Romancing the Bone
7. Snow White and the Seven Sailors
6. Saving Ryan's Privates
5. Buffy the Vampire Layer
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes
3. Rambone
2. Monty's Python and the Holey Girl
1. E-Three: The Extra Testicle
Congratulations Vampeyes, the one you named is #8 on the list!!
I like #6 and #1!!
I'm sorry if I'm being bad by posting all 10.... punish me with 20 lashes with a wet noodle........... or may a limp ****????
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04-05-2002, 05:15 PM
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Manwhore
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Don't forget Edward Penishands! LMAO!!
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04-05-2002, 06:11 PM
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How about "Robin Hood: Prince of Beaves" my vote for the worst rip-off title, if you saw the vid you wonder, "WTF?"
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04-06-2002, 02:24 PM
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Aqua---A few yrs. ago;I actually saw Edward Penishands.I remember it because I had to take it back to the video store.The
last;approx. 1/4;was blurred.(cum-soaked?)The next day it was back with the other selections;after my telling the owner.I'm sure
that they didn't repair it.Maybe they figured that anyone masturbating to it would have cum by then and wouldn't see that
part! Irish
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04-06-2002, 02:38 PM
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Registered Dork
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ROTFLMAO
Forrest Hump
Great titles...can't say I've seen any of them though.
I did work in a video store for a few months and they had a *back room* there...but honestly I don't recall reading the TITLES on the boxes. Pretty sure nobody else read the them either.
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04-06-2002, 02:41 PM
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04-06-2002, 05:15 PM
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ok here some gay ones
1.big as they come
2.wisper in the dark
3west hollywood hope
4.up your ass
5, digging deep
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04-09-2002, 09:46 AM
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This is too funny................I'll pass.
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04-09-2002, 12:17 PM
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Yummy!!!
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My favorite from my personal collection is:
Operation Snatch
It's horribly produced...it doesn't even have the typical porn bass line thumping in the background! Ahhh...what do you expect for $.99 right?
My sister's favorite is:
Leaving it in Beaver
Ophelia
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04-09-2002, 12:41 PM
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Anyone ever see a real old one called "Chatter Box"?
If you haven't seen it, you wouldn't believe it if I told you......
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04-10-2002, 02:08 AM
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Sprinkles,
Like the Case of the Smiling Stiffs.
Absolute classic.
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04-10-2002, 06:16 AM
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daytime soap/porn
as the rod throbs
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04-10-2002, 10:17 AM
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Worst movies with rip-off titles I've seen are:
"On Golden Blonde"
"Against All Bods"
and
"Ball in the Family" - with Itchy & Eat-it Bonker and Whoria & Dickhead
Best non-ripoff title:
"Juggernaut"
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