02-01-2002, 05:00 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Slippery-Dip Product Launch Party
You are cordially invited
to attend the private product launch celebration
for the OldFart SLIPPERY-DIPTM,
also known as the S.O.F.A. (Scotzoid & Old Fart Apparatus).
We will unveil the first prototype and the proposed marketing package at the festivities.
Hors d'oevres will be served, and an open bar (featuring champagne, Chateau la Face '69, and Buttescotch Schnapps, among other favourite drinks) will be provided. Guests will have the opportunity to mingle (fluids) and to schmooze (or smooch), prior to the actual unveiling (or disrobing) of the much-anticipated Slippery-Dip.
Apparel: Black tie... only.
Location: The home of Sweetstuff, Graphic Designer and Social Coordinator, OSHA, in the scenic north-country
Time: Now... oh god, baby... now!!!!
R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P. c/o:
OldFart & Scotz' Happyface Agency,
69 Cunning Court,
Orgasm on Time,
Slipshire, UK
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02-01-2002, 05:02 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Ladies and Gentlement, may I present to you...
The proposed marketing package for the OldFart Slippery-Dip!
*applause*
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02-01-2002, 05:04 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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And now, Mesdames et Messieurs, the moment you've all been waiting for...
It is my very great honour to present to you...
The prototype model for the greatest invention since sliced bread...
The OldFart Slippery-Dip!
*thundering applause*
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02-01-2002, 05:04 PM
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Manwhore
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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02-01-2002, 05:05 PM
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Oral Freak
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Let the party begin!!!!!!!!!
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02-01-2002, 05:06 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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****standing and cheering****
You are too cute! That is fun! ~~~~~~~~~>Lilith
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02-01-2002, 05:11 PM
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Manwhore
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Well it doesn't seem like we have all the appropiate party's present for an official testing...
But I'm certainly ready to take my place on the Slippery Dip™!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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02-01-2002, 05:18 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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We'll have all the official speechifying when the President and the CEO/Director arrive... For now, the bar's open, so let's party!!!
We need to make sure everyone's well lubricated before any testing can occur --- anyone up to helping me with that onerous task?
--- sweetstuff
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02-01-2002, 05:18 PM
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Just padding post count
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02-01-2002, 05:20 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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LadyPleaser --- You mean there are bad spots on it?
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02-01-2002, 05:23 PM
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Just padding post count
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Not really but if I get on the bottem step all the ladys will have to climb over me.
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02-01-2002, 05:30 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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LP
is that a problem or a benefit?~~~~>Lilith
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02-01-2002, 05:36 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Gee Sweetstuff, wouldn't mind helping you with anything...
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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02-01-2002, 05:44 PM
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Just padding post count
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: between her legs
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Lilith it's a benefit thats why I tring to save the spot for me.
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02-01-2002, 05:45 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Not really but if I get on the bottem step all the ladys will have to climb over me.
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That's one of the beauties of perpetual motion, LadyPleaser... See, the best part of this design is the infinite staircase on which it's based. The more ladies slide down over you, the closer you are to the top. And the closer you are to the top, the sooner it will be your turn to slide... That's why it's called Perpetual Motion Playground Equipment!
Enjoy!!!
--- sweetstuff
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