I'm the bug that hit the windscreen,
I'm that little orange stain,
I thought that I'd be safe today
and went flyin' in the rain,
so here am I, I'm just a "splodge"
slidin' slowly down the glass,
the last thing that went through my mind,
was my sorry little ass!

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Bronzed Aussie.

OMG that is a huge joke in my family!!!!! It is the joke we use to get through stressful or nerve wracking stuff..... some one just blurts out with it..........

Of course not nearly as poetic and sexy as when you tell it!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Yeah It's a joke Lilith, I just "poeticised it", I'ts worthwhile when I can put a smile on those cruel lips...LOL.

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Bronzed Aussie.

Her lips ain't cruel!

They'se beautious!!!


Kissable. Sensual. Get out yer kiss-o-matic for those lips!!!

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

All Dominatrix's have cruel lips Spanky....even if they are beautiful,
kissable and sensual......it's what turns us submissives on....

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Bronzed Aussie.

What is two dominatrixes?

Dominatri?

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

A Cat Fight

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

One man's dream OR another man's nightmare.....

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Bronzed Aussie.