
09-27-2002, 01:14 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Don't you just HATE those "Friends" poems that you get all the time in email?
Are you tired of all those mushy "friends" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Getting testy with those neurotic people who think you should have to mail back those saccharine sweet little nothings dripping with kittens, hearts and smiles just to prove you're their friend.............again and again and again????
Well, here is a friendship poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!
My Friend..........
When you are sad....I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad!
When you are blue....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
When you smile....I'll know you FINALLY got laid!
When you are scared....I will rag on you every chance I get!
When you are worried....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit your stupid whining!
When you are confused....I will use little words to explain it to your stupid ass!
When you are sick....Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
When you fall....I will point and laugh myself silly!
This is my oath....I pledge till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!
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09-27-2002, 01:48 PM
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Thats bloody excellent Lixychick - hate all that sloppy shit as well!
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09-27-2002, 02:12 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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yes. yes, i do. fuckin friends.
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09-28-2002, 05:31 AM
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Übber Pixie
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almost as bod as the Chain emails... Pass this on to 1,000 friends or you will contract leperosy in 10 minutes kinda thing...
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09-28-2002, 07:48 AM
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I just dislike the entire concept of forwarding everything you get to everyone you know. Especially when it's silly urban legends and false virus reports. Why do so many people automatically believe everything they're told?
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09-28-2002, 05:24 PM
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Thanks LixyChick.
I love it  . May I borrow it  . Think I will start replying to the senders with your pome  . Think they may get the idea  ?
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09-28-2002, 05:45 PM
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In my last company it was usual to post Powerpoint files with angels, butterflys, ladscapes...
Hell I had enough of that stuff!
(Ducking and with a helmet on the head: ) But you don´t mind me posting fun poetry, do you???
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09-29-2002, 12:18 AM
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killer poem lixy I could think of a few people I could mail that to
I hate them emails too you would think they would get the hint when after they sent you the 100th one and you never sent it back that you real didn't want to be there friend that bad
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09-29-2002, 08:46 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Thanks everyone! And yes PF....It ain't my poem.....it was mailed to me..ROFLMFAO! Anyone can use it if you like. I will mail it to you even.....OMG! I am too funny!
I used to belong to another community (of which I haven't been to in almost a year) and I still get all "those emails" from this one girl......so I mailed this to her!
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