09-08-2002, 04:12 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Pixie's Square Dance!
Up with the petticoat,
Down with the pants,
In with the pecker,
Everyone dance.
Girls with the rags on,
Up against the wall.
Guys with hardons,
Promenade the hall.
Gals grab your partners,
Firmly by the balls.
Make him holler, make him shout,
Put your pretty ass, up against his snout.
First lady go, second lady pass, third lady's finger up the fourth man's ass.
Finger out, promenade the hall,
Now release the poor gent's balls.
Then down with the petticoat, up with the pants, for this is the end of the Pixie's Square Dance.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-08-2002, 04:39 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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09-08-2002, 05:42 PM
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Diva, that must have been a wild birthday celebration dance!
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09-08-2002, 09:20 PM
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LMOA, how cute!!!!!!!!!!
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09-09-2002, 04:24 AM
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Just me.
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ROTFLMAO. Diva, that is great. |
09-09-2002, 07:16 AM
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Horny Devil
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are you sure that you're still not celebrating your birthday? 
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09-10-2002, 05:46 PM
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SSHHH....It's a secret!
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I like it, i think that should be the new version they play!!
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09-10-2002, 08:32 PM
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AH shit...it's been ages since I heard that one!! LMAO!!!
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09-11-2002, 08:26 AM
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New to me.
DiVa, care for a Star Promenade down behind the bike shed?
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09-11-2002, 12:19 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Get down Girl...............yahoooooooooooo
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09-11-2002, 05:36 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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quisath isn't that yehaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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09-11-2002, 05:56 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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you got it............now run with it.
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09-11-2002, 10:14 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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In the mood for song Parodies???
I am pretty sure we all know the song "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright...try putting these words in next time you hear it!!
"Cream Leaver"
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I've just closed her thighs again,
climbed aboard her cream leaver clam
drive her, take away my worries of today
I need her furrowed behind..
ooh cream leaver,
I believe she can get me through the night
ooh cream leaver
I believe that she's juiced and hot and tight
fly her backside through her scarry thighs
maybe to a fallopian place
cross the thighways of fantasy,
and blow a load upon her face
ooh cream leaver,
I believe she can get me through the night
ooh cream leaver
I believe that she's juiced and hot and tight
though the wad may be coming soon
there's still some time
leave a load so big it's bigger than her poon
roll her over, do her backside
ooh cream leaver,
I believe she can get me through the night
ooh cream leaver
I believe that she's juiced and hot and tight
And Oldfart.....Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-11-2002, 10:20 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
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Here is one more!!
"Hooked On a Feeling" Originally by BJ Thomas
"The Finger Lickin' Good Song"
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I can't stop this finger deep inside of me
Boy, you just don't realize what you do to me
When I hold you in my legs so tight
I let me know everything's all right
I, I'm pokin' with a finger
High on believin' that you're inside of me
Finger as sweet as candy, its drink stays on my mind
finger, you keep me thirsty for another drink of red red wine
I got it bad for you, finger but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure
All the good lovin' when I'm all alone
Keep it up, finger, yeah ya turn me on
I, I'm pokin' with a finger
High on believin' that you're inside of me
All the good love when I'm all alone
Keep it up, finger, yeah ya turn me on
I, I'm pokin' with a finger
High on believin' that you're inside of me
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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