11-03-2002, 04:38 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Penis Slogans
Got this from a website and thought it would be appreciated here:
Suppose advertisers were applying their slogans to penises:
List of Penises:
The Taco Bell Penis
Yo quiero penis.
The 7-Up Penis
The UN-penis.
The AT&t Penis
Reach out and touch someone.
The Alka-Seltzer Penis
Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...
The All State Penis
You're in good hands.
The American Express Penis
Don't leave home without it.
The Army Penis
Be all that you can be.
The Bacardi Penis
Taste the feeling.
The Beef Penis
It's what's for dinner.
The Bic Lighter Penis
Go ahead and flick my penis
The Big Red Penis
It's longer with big red.
The Borden Penis
It's GOT to be good.
The Borg Penis
Resistance is futile.
The Bounce Penis
With Static-Guard!
The Bounty Penis
The quicker picker-upper.
The Miller Lite Penis
Great taste, less filling.
The Budweiser Penis
This bud's for you
The Burger King Penis
Have it your way
The Campbells Soup Penis
Mmmm mmm good
The Captain Planet Penis
Go PENIS!!
The Charmin Double Roll Penis
It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Charmin Penis
Don't squeeze the penis!
The Chevy Truck Penis
Like a rock!
The Chips Ahoy Penis
Betcha bite a chip.
The Visa Penis
It's everywhere you want to be.
The Crest Penis
Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Dairy Queen Penis II
We treat you right!
The Dairy Queen Penis
Hot eats, cool treats
The Diet Coke Penis
Just for the taste of it...
The Domino's Pizza Penis
Delivers in 30 min or less
The Doublemint Penis
Chewing really satisfies.
The Dr. Pepper Penis
Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
The Edge Shaving Cream Penis
Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Eggo Penis
Leggo my penis
The Energizer Penis
It keeps going and going
The Equal Penis
Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin Penis
It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Extra Penis
Lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis
10 million strong and growing
The Folger's Crystals Penis
It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness.
The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
The Ford Penis
Built Ford tough
The Frosted Flakes Penis
They're GGGR RRRRR EEEEAA AAATTT!
The Generic Penis
One size fits all.
The Gilette Penis
The best a man can get.
The Heinz Penis
Good things come to those who wait.
The Highlander Penis
There can be only one.
The Janet Jackson Penis
What have you done for ME lately?
The Jell-o Penis
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
The Juicyfruit Penis
The taste is gonna move ya.
The Kenny Rogers Penis
You've got to know when to hold 'em.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis
Everybody needs a little.
The Kix Penis
Kid tested, mother approved.
The Lava Lamp Penis
Hee hee hee!!!!!
The Lays Penis
Betcha can't eat just one.
The Life Call Penis
It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Life Penis
Mikey likes it.
The Life Savers Penis
Five fruity flavors.
The Little Caesar's Penis
Penis!! Penis!!
The Little Caesar's Penis
Pleaser!! Pleaser!!
The Lucky Charms Penis
They're magically delicious
The McDonald's Penis II
Have you had your break today?
The McDonald's Penis
Over 8 billion served.
The Macintosh Penis
Power is everything.
The M&M Penis
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Magnavox Penis
Smart. Very Smart.
The Mazda Penis
It just feels right.
The Maxwell House Penis
Good to the last drop
The Micro Machines Penis
A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Milk Penis II
Got penis?
The Milk Penis
It does a body good.
The Mortal Kombat Penis
Nothing can prepare you.
The Mr. Clean Penis
Is it wet or is it dry?
The Neon Penis
Hi.
The Nike Penis
Just do it.
The Nintendo Penis
Now you're playing with power.
The Nuprin Penis
Little, Yellow, Different.
The Nyquil Penis
The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can rest penis.
The Payday Penis
Its almost totally nuts!
The Pizza Hut Penis
Makin' it great.
The Pringles Penis
Once you pop, you can't stop
The Purdue Chicken Penis
More meat, less bone.
The Ragu Penis
Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Raid Penis
Kills bugs dead.
The Rave Music Penis
Ya'll ready for this?
The Reese's Penis
How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies Penis
What does your penis say to you?
The Rick James Penis
It's superfreaky.
The Right Guard Penis
Anything less is uncivilized
The Robitussin Penis
Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Robutussin Penis II
Recommended by Dr. Mom...
The Rush Limbaugh Penis
Bald and fat.
The Sears Penis
Come see the brighter side of penis.
The Secret Penis
Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Sega Penis
PENIS!
The Skittles Penis
Taste the penis
The Snickers Penis
It satisfies you.
The Sony Play Station Penis
You are not ready.
The Sprite Penis
Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your Penis.
The Star Wars Penis
Use the penis, Luke!
The Starburst Penis
The juice is loose.
The Subway Penis
Where fresh is the taste
The Swiss Miss Penis
The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Timex Penis
Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
The Tombstone Penis
What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis
How many licks DOES it take...?
The Toyota Penis
I love what you do for me.
The Transformers Penis
It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis
It makes mouths happy.
The Uncle Sam Penis
We want you.
The Virginia Slims Penis
You've come a long way, baby.
The Wendy's Penis
Where's the beef?
The Wonder Bubbles Penis
Magic wand inside!
The Wonder Bubbles Penis II
For ages 3 and up
The Yellow Pages Penis
Let your fingers do the walking.
The Rolaids Penis
It spells relief
The Mylanta Penis
My Doctor said my penis
The Stick-Ups Penis
Stick it to em with penis!
The NBC News Penis
Now more than ever..
The Jello Penis
There's always room for penis
The Pork Penis
The other white meat
The Grand Prix
Wider is Better
The Colgate Penis
Now that's something to smile about
The Hamburger Helper Penis
makes a great meal!
The Coco Puff Penis
you'll go cuckoo for penises.
The Taco Bell Penis II
make a run for the penis.
The Wheaties Penis
the breakfast of champions.
Exxon Penis
Put a penis in your tank
Lucent Penis
We make the things that make penises work
Ocean Spray Penis
Crave the Penis
Staples Penis
Yeah, we got penis
Can you think of any others?
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11-03-2002, 04:53 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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The Capitol One penis:
"What's in your trousers?"
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-03-2002, 07:03 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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The Elfin Magic Cookie Penis
They're magically delicious
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11-03-2002, 07:33 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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The Dell penis ...
Hey, dude, you're getting a screw.
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11-03-2002, 08:03 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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ROFL @ Dicksbro..
all of those are cute.. but I think DB got it best.. ROFL
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11-03-2002, 08:31 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by jennaflower
I think DB got it best.. ROFL
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I agree wholeheartedly, jennaflower!
WELL DONE, DB!!!  |
11-04-2002, 12:23 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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The Mazda Penis II:
Zoom, zoom
The Geico Penis:
A 15 minute screw could give you 15 or more orgasms
The Big Red Penis II:
It looks good in ya!
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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11-04-2002, 04:50 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,495
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Monica Lewinsky's, Jenny Craig Penis slogan:
"Stick to your diet - Don't blow it like I did"
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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11-04-2002, 04:54 AM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
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the coke penis
enjoy
the coke penis 2
have a penis and a smile
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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11-05-2002, 10:18 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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The Rolaids Penis
How do you spell penis? P.E.N.I.S
The M & M's Penis II
It Does Exist!
The Good and Plenty Penis
Charlie says, "Love my penis, penis"! Charlie says, "Really rings the bell. Charlie says, "Love my penis, penis.....don't know any other penis that I love so well!"
The Budweiser Penis II
When you say Penis, you've said a lot of things nobody else can say!
Oh Gawd! I need a life!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO SS!!!!!!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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11-05-2002, 10:30 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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The Hostess Cakes Penis:
Where's the Cream Filling??? |
11-09-2002, 06:44 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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But letīs not forget it is always...
... better having a Tennis Poster than the Penis in the Toaster
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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11-09-2002, 11:48 AM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Grove
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wait... is it my penis? cuz i hate tennis, man.
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11-09-2002, 12:20 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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The SEARS penis ..
Made to Fill
The Softer Side of Sears
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11-09-2002, 12:22 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Grove
Posts: 709
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gyugh... i told myself i wouldn't be a part of this, but...
The Marlboro Penis:
'Welcome To Flavor Country'
i feel dirty now. i'm gonna shower up and pray.
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