WIjr so kindly informed Mrs. WI this morning that he had to serve a detention today after school...



for forging her signature on a "late assignment" notice.


Soooooooooooooo.....


Fess up, everyone! Anyone else do this? Were you good, or were you caught?

Personally, I don't remember the specifics, but I know I did it a couple of times and was never caught. I know I've written a few notes excusing me from gym, but I can't for the life of me remember if there were any homework notices.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

/nick forger extraordinaire

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I do my mom's sig very well and might have done it a time or two. But, I'll never tell!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

WildIrish,

Been there. Done that. Was busted. The circumstances of the bust were such that the memory is still, ah, uncomfortable.

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Eudaimonia

I didn't forge anything but I was nearly arrested for drug smuggling due to a creative writing project.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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I can't even write my own name, forget about anyone else's.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I was a teacher's kid so it was tough to get away with much. For some reason, I knew that the best way to forge a signature was to write it upside down. I was so good at forging my mom's sig that I could do it right-side up, too. I honestly can't remember why -- probably crappy grades on my Chemistry tests.

What's WI Jr's punishment?

We've always been amazed at how similar all four girls in my family write just like my mother. Big brother wrote like...um...himself. Dad had the most beautiful handwriting for a man that I have ever seen. Even to this day it amazes me to see old notes from him. And, he wasn't even Catholic (they stress perfect penmanship...for those who didn't know that...stressed it with a ruler on the knuckles even), but I digress!

In all honesty...I never had a reason to forge my parent's signature. I could have done my Mom's, but would NEVER attempt my Dad's...it was too perfect and pretty! Not that I was a goody two shoes or anything...but I just gave them the note and took the punishment if one was deemed.

And better than that, when I was 18 (18 in Feb...graduated high school in June) I could write my own notes for ANYTHING I wanted to excuse myself from. I was "of legal age" in the state of N.J. in 1976! LMFAO! I got writer's cramp that year...which I am sure lead to my carpal tunnel syndrome now!

See what I mean about karma??????

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LOL ... I had my dad's signature down cold (and he was a Dr.) .... but I never did his signature unless he told me to do it.... Mom's signature I could never do ... she has an interesting style of handwriting and I could never get it down ... but it would have been the same as how I treated dad's if I had ... but like Steph ... mom was a teacher ... at my school which was 4 grades and a total of under 150 students, couldn't have gotten away with anything even if I had used her signature! (Good thing I was one of those angelic types! )

I never forged either of my parent's signatures, but I forged my ex's more than once.

Even though I never forged my parent's signatures, I did lots of other things that they never found out about. Maybe it's because I look(ed) like a librarian, but I never got caught

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

that's sumpthin for the memoirs

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

yeah...trust me, my mother has not forgotten in the least

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I can't forge my signature, much less anyone elses.

I had a friend who could sell you a perfect signature, so long as he had a sample.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

never forged my moms signaturebut did get her to sign a blamk peice of paper that I had to write lines on and have her sign.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Does it count if I forged my mom's but told her as i was doing it.
it's a long story but i'll give you the overview, my mom is legally blind just recently digonosed, she can see shapes color and light but not much detail, so it's a good thing our signatures are alike

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