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Old 02-10-2013, 06:54 AM
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From the UK in London - The World's Worst Lovers

The Telegraph (London)

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

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A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''


WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...cond-place.html
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:19 PM
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Love how Germans are deemed "too smelly", against the garlic and chorizo-loving French and Spanish!

And, since when was "too loud" such a problem?!?! (I speak as a rather quiet Scotsman!!)

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Old 02-11-2013, 02:55 PM
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As an Irish-American, I find myself #5 on both lists! lol
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Old 02-16-2013, 10:10 AM
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Star magazine has compiled a list of the Best and Worst Lovers in Hollywood, and Angelina Jolie has landed on both. While she and Brad Pitt like to get it on behind the waterfall ...
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Maybe you should consider adding "not lazy" to the descriptor. lol
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