No, I'm not talking about me. The "new & improved" statement has always bugged me as an oxymoron. How the hell do you improve something that is new and wasn't there before.


What I've found is a great improvement to a standard tool that every handy person has needed for a long, long time. From the first time anyone helps build a project they have needed and wanted this. :nod

Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will surely take the industry by storm!!!

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made (See Below).

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So the next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunthair to the left" you won't have to guess!

So share with us the new, handy-dandy, work saving, innovation that you have found.

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How did they get the average cunthairs size???

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Silly, they measured them with the new tape measure.

I have to tell you that in alllllllllllllllll my days I have never heard that expression. I should have known it would be something Crusty would say.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Any craftsman worth his salt knows that there are ten cunthairs to the bees dick.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

You need to get out more.

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Average? What do you think they mean when they say "now just bump it a red one", or do you need to out more too?

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After thinking that over while washing dishes, you are probably right,…………………but not many people measure in cubits any more.

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Lol!

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Eudaimonia

Y'all are weird. I missed that.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Who?!?!? Us?!?!? Weird??!?!?

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Eudaimonia

I want to get one for my Dad. He's said that a few times around me and never knew exactly how far to move the object.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

No, apparently the new unit is a pubit.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

(always has been for me )

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