
01-13-2008, 08:03 AM
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Investment advice for 2008
Just got these tips from a reliable friend ...
Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
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01-13-2008, 11:07 AM
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pixie of the wood
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you forgot one - dick's sporting goods and brother printers will merge and become dicksbro. 
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01-13-2008, 06:41 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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 She got ya there DB!
And I'll bet you thought I was going to say something about #9, like that thought makes me want to fire one off into a pair of panties.
Uh oh, did I actually just say that? 
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01-14-2008, 05:52 AM
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Just me.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wyndhy
you forgot one - dick's sporting goods and brother printers will merge and become dicksbro. 
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 Ya' got me! 
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