the Charmin

Now I'm verklempt. Could someone pass me a roll of that stuff????



*squeeze*squeeze*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Nooooooo!

Not Mr. Whipple!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

RIP Mr. Wilson

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Eudaimonia

I thought they were talking about my neighbor! Now I'm sad.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh wow, another memory from my childhood.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

One last squeeze for Mr Wipple

R.I.P

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One of the great character actors of his day. He played the ultimate anal-retentive nebbish on TV, yet during WWII he showed great bravery as a fighter pilot...RIP, Dick Wilson.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Please don't squeeze the cadaver.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

While stocking the charmin at work I thought of Mr. Whipple and gave it one last squeeze.

May you rest in peace ... Mr. Whipple!

Heard on the radio this morning that 2 different ad writers are both claiming they created the phrase, "Please don't squeeze the Charmin"...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Loved that commercial...great stuff.

*squuuuuueeeeeze*