What is the most "wrong" question you or your partner has been asked?

A g/f of mine (many moons ago) was asked, in a full cab, how big my dick was.

Thankfully she said - it is big. *LOL*

Don't know if she really meant it though.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Yes, I was asked how big your dick is too.

Relax, I lied for you also.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

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Eudaimonia

Glad you have my back

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

The neighbor we drink with, loving referred to in the past as "my drinking, porn-watching, wife-swapping neighbor" is consumed with finding out how old I am, hence the age difference between Mrs. WI and I.

I get the biggest kick out of egging her on.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

This was way back in my college days. I took my then fiance to a company Christmas party and one of my drunken co-workers asked my fiance a rather frank question. She came up to us and asked her, "Would you mind if I took your fiance and fucked him over under the mistletoe?"

Funny but even though I knew nothing of this woman's crush on me before that moment, I got my ass chewed out that night on the drive home.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Mr. lil was asked just this week if I was his second wife

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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About a month ago we attended a party...one of the girls at the party got very drunk. She kissed my husband - on the lips. Then she came up to me later and asked - "Do you mind that I kissed your husband?"

Don't you think she should have asked first, or not asked at all?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Asking first might have been the way to go.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Nah, it was her way of saying, "Look what I've done. Aren't I a bad, bad girl."

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I don't know if he was asked, but my charming spouse offered up in the bar one time, that the drapes didn't match my carpet.

Now wasn't that special.

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Bilbo and I had gone out for a Friday night at the pub (a regular event), Bilbo was talking to some mates and i was playing a vid game, a guy (we both knew) came up and ask me if i'd be interested *nudge nudge wink wink*. I said to him i'm with Bilbo (which he very well knew)...He told me thats ok he wont tell if i didnt *LOL*

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Was the right answer, "well he can join us too."?

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There was no right answer...ewwwwwwww

This guy made my school life a living hell, he teased me constantly, he was a slimy creepy type of guy...he had a snowballs in hell chance of getting a result!

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Oh, true love then.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating