That's why we pee standing up.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Alrighty.... his Mom musta had a heck of a time potty training him.

that’s right boys, you too can perform the "no scalpel" vasectomy. it's quick, it's easy and it's 100% guaranteed to work, or your money back.*

*not responsible for lost or damaged testicles due to faulty toilet seat hinges or lack of proper safety equipment/supervision. money back offer expires 11 minutes after the "no scalpel toilet seat vasectomy" is completed. not recommended for use with portable toilets, toilets with plastic or compost seats, or toilet training seats. numbnuts is a common side effect. follow all package instructions closely. it is against federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its intended purpose. use only as directed.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

NUP! NUP!!! I didn't see that. That didn't happen.

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Men!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Oh you love us! You're not fooling me!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yep, I'm definitely with PF on this one. "Didn't see it, it never happened."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

And...in that position he'd still be peeing on the floor! Geezzzzzzz!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

You better have seen it, I posted it just for you!

Do you know how hard I've been looking for a picture to represent "Every time I take a crap, my nuts hurt"?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Some questions are best left unasked....





phewww.... one thread I don't mind missing.

Some days I wonder why I get out of bed and then I get here and WI gets me to laughing.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Too late! Made ya look!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

grrrrrr....


Trying to forget.

Maybe you could go look at IowaMan's boobs again?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Another thread where I need my giant economy sized roll of mental floss...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.