NO MEN. No photo required. Not for money. If you are seeking a GQ-type individual with extremely good looks please read other ads. I am not willing to share a photo within the first few emails as I am insecure with my looks and do not like myself. If you are extremely self-centered, selfish, want everything your way or on your complete and total terms and conditions then please read other ads. You must be extremely affectionate, loving and caring, kind and considerate, clean, no smoking, no illegal drugs whatsoever, no STD's ever, no exceptions. SWM, turned 49 on July 5, never married, no children seeking extremely affectionate female, any race, clean, healthy, no drugs, no STD's, BBW OK for both giving and receiving sensual, affectionate erotic over-the-lap bare bottom hand spankings with lots of massages. Must enjoy both giving and receiving sensual, erotic & affectionate hand spankings. Nothing extremely hard or violent. Hand spankings preferred. Both giving and receiving a must. Red bottom OK and preferred and you can spank somewhat hard and/or enjoyable but not heavy bruising or a great deal of non-sensual, erotic pain. Verbal scolding, role play a plus. I am inexperienced so it is OK if you are inexperienced too and we can explore together. Please be upbeat and have a positive attitude and outlook and be intuitive. Please do NOT be mean nor physically nor emotionally abusive. Please value what the person has to offer from within rather than what they look like. Seeking a mutually pleasurable association. Please be clean, healthy, no STD's, no smoking, church-going and/or spiritual a plus. Must be extremely affectionate, clean, healthy, unattached, loving and caring. You may email me directly at [email protected]. I live in Orange County, CA.

Perhaps you should widen your parameters.....no-one's perfect and if you're looking for that you'll be sadly dissapointed around here.

We're all human.

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Hi and welcome! Looking for a switch not a domme it seems. That leaves me out

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First of all I don't know in what sentence of my post it states that I am seeking a "perfect" individual as I am hardly perfect. Secondly it would be difficult to establish an association with an already married woman. I know what I want and know what I am looking for. If she does not exist then I will be single forever.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly"

My point is that starting out with a shopping list is no way of finding a partner.

Trust me, lots of people have met sex/life partners here, but to my knowledge, none of them got started with an ad like that.

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I will once again reiterate a welcome to you luvspanks2. If you look around the forums you may find some opportunities to enter into conversations with other members who are looking too. We have a quite a few singles here!

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Welcome to Pixies', luvspanks2! Join in on some conversations and you'll start getting to know some of the people here.

Good luck finding the right woman.

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Go then, there are other worlds than these

luvspanks2,

If you look at this place as only a venue for finding your one and only, you're underestimating the joint.

Join some posting threads and sit in on the chatroom and just maybe you'll meet the unexpected. What you ask for now may be only one facet of a real relationship later.

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I've always liked how a guy can make a laundry list of the perfect woman in a personal ad, and still admit that he is shy about sending his photo and doesn't look like a GQ model.

Heck, I think my personal ad says right off that I'm not looking (friends only means friends only), lists all the things I've hated about past dating experiences (jealousy, being compared to her distant father who abandoned her, being strung along while paying for everything), but I still manage to also look like I'm totally kick ass and worth it and I make friends that way. Oh and the only picture of me is a four year old picture of me in a frilly Renaissance style shirt and I weigh like 40 pounds more than I do now. I'm not shy about my picture (at least a clothed picture), so no one should feel ashamed.

Give the ladies some pics, go into more detail about why you are worthy of being spanked, and use paragraphs.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

"and use paragraphs"

CunningLinguist, you old punctuationist!

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100% sub im afraid.

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Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
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We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang

Except for the bare-bottom-otk-spankings you could go to your local animal shelter, adopt a puppy and get all the affection, love and devotion you seek. If its a reputable, clean shelter and the pups had her shots, all your other requirements would be met as well: "clean, no smoking, no illegal drugs whatsoever, no STD's ever, no exceptions, any race, healthy, BBW OK....." (well except maybe this: "Verbal scolding, role play a plus.") "Please be upbeat and have a positive attitude and outlook and be intuitive."--most dogs are. "Please value what the person has to offer from within rather than what they look like."--Dogs love unconditionally with no care as to our looks.

Oh I know that was mean and horrible of me to say. Everybody can pm me and tell me how bad teddy is. But think about it, am I right?

luvspanks2, It takes time for a human female (at least any I know) to develope feelings of affection toward another. Sure, you could find one who meets all your other requirements who will take very good care of you. But the true affection, love, would not be there.

Please, as has been suggested, join in on the threads, visit our chat room, make friends, if the one for you is here you'll find each other. And until that time you'll have made many friends along the way and hopefully had fun.

So luvspank2, WELCOME TO PIXIES, good luck with what you seek!

teddy