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Old 07-05-2007, 05:58 AM
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Investment tips for this year ...

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally ...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:19 AM
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Very good. Mrs OF laughed too.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:33 AM
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dicksbro,

Excellent! Thank you.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:58 AM
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:59 AM
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Good stuff!
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:07 PM
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:56 PM
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