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What can you do if you love being nude and cleaning houses in equal measure?

Well, if you're Mark Lothian, you quit your £37,000-ayear job in IT and set up your own naked cleaning business.

The 35-year-old charges £60 for the first hour and £50 for every hour after that to tackle any cleaning or odd jobs around the home.

Although he admits he enjoyed IT, he much prefers working in his birthday suit.

And, while the married businessman is usually shy, he has no problem being naked in front of any housewives who get him to clean their house.

'I just come out of myself when I am naked and it makes me happy. There is nothing seedy about it at all,' added Mr Lothian, of Wotton-under-Edge, Gloucestershire.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I think this guy is my new role model.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Wait? Back when I was unemployed people would ask if I could start a business. Like mowing lawns.

Sad fact is that I never mowed a lawn in my life, but I've been cooking and cleaning since I was 10.

Maybe I should become a nude cleaning man or nude butler.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Oooo a new profession for Aqua?