..................a 7th inning stretch!!!

http://www.redtube.com/5027
http://www.redtube.com/5028

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Isn't that the girl from "Weapons of Ass Destruction?" Oh wait.....should I be saying that I know that??

I'm debating whether to say, "She's really taking one for the team," or "Man, that lady really has a stick up her butt!"

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

That puts a new spin on the game.

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"no one should have anything shoved in their rectum bigger than a fist, and less forgiving than a dildo!"

-George Carlin

-Shadoz At least you didn't name the actress, and the specific movie as in isn't that Cherry Luv in Weapons of Ass Destruction 5: The Batman!

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

That's kind of painful

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

bat ter up

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Holy cornhole, Batman!!!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Aye, that's one of the girls from "Weapons of Ass Destruction"... Belladonna, my fave pornstress/anal fiend.

Would you believe I already had that vid downloaded to my PC?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Say it ain't so! lol @ ^^^

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.