I tend to get 33258230958 forwarded emails a day from my office mates, usually either jokes or the eternal chain letter. While some of them do tend to make me snicker, more often than not I end up briefly glancing at the contents of the message, then hitting that big "DELETE" button at the top of the screen. Most people I know adopt a similar attitude.

In my travels through the World Wide Web this evening, however, I stumbled upon this. You know, just in case your inbox hasn't been full lately of messages with subject lines beginning with "FW:"

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Ha ha! My faves are the ones people send thinking that after they send it they will get a reward of some kind on their screen.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I haven't looked, but I think those are probably filed under the "Hopeful" or "Hoaxes" categories.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Wait! Under "Surveys" there's a quiz for "How sleazy are you?"

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Now thats made me laff. I dont even bother reading them when they appear.......perhaps i should??

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

YOU MEAN I WON'T?




Dang, maybe I'd better cancel that order for a new yacht.

I'm almost afraid to try that one. When I did the "Are you an ethical slut?" thing they compared me to a warm cup of spit.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

interesting..........

I took the sleazy test: 120-Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

I took the sleazy test, let's just say that if I was still doing a few things on it then I would be going straight to hell.