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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

again I say...

There is NO monopoly on !




................ and if the ratios hold true, they have 3 for every one of ours.

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What a dolt!

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Eudaimonia

perhaps it got his dangly parts?
cull the heard, gu gu. cull the heard.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

"C'mere an *hic* gimmee a *hic* hug... I *hic* love you man... OWWWW!!!"

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I don't know, sometimes I get the urge to hug a bear. And sometimes, after I do, she bites me. And yeah, I often bite back.

Yeah, I can see this scenario.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

What a dickhead....

Send him to Australia...our cute and cuddlies will take him outta the gene pool in no time

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What a waste of good beer.

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My daddy always told me the Good Lord takes care of drunks & stupid people...


in this case, He seems to have been doing double duty...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

What the hell is going on over there?

Between this knucklehead and the dumbass dressing up like a terra-cotta warrior...

"the skin was thick"... no shit...it's a fucking bear!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

But he looked so sweet and cuddly on TV.

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