A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.


Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

bastard

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Uh-uh, Lil. That's me.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Is my web cam on again?

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Bloody South American sexual scientists! Bah!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thank God I am using a laptop with a touch pad!!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm busted! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

We know LOL.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

^^^ and very nicely too.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Fortunately, I wore gloves.

I'm just gonna laugh and walk away now!!!

If I didn't have carpal tunnel...I'd be just as guilty!

Oh wait! Are we talking mouse...or mouse?




























NOTE TO SELF: Try and keep up with all the new sexual lingo for "suzie" and "junk"!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

You guys are so corny...I love ya! "hugs"

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

scientists in west germany recently studied south american scientists who study insufficient brain and sexual activities and how they relate to constant mouse fondling. they determined that south american doctors hardly ever get any.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
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