06-08-2006, 09:28 PM
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Tells it all
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For all the overstressed homemakers out there.
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly and FIRMLY click, "Yes"
7. Feel better?
Works for me!
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06-08-2006, 09:31 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Excellent!
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06-08-2006, 10:56 PM
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Mod with Bite
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*LOL* If only it was that easy 
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06-09-2006, 01:47 AM
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Works for me.
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06-09-2006, 04:39 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Perfect!
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06-09-2006, 05:33 AM
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Just me.
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I like it.  |
06-09-2006, 06:44 AM
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gurly gurl
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Wow, I never cleaned up so fast!
Thanks for your help 
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06-09-2006, 08:36 AM
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That reminds me of a Pixie who's idea of house cleaning is to give the room a sweeping glance. 
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06-15-2006, 03:02 PM
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Huggable!
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Love it!!
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06-15-2006, 03:37 PM
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Fabulous idea.
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In memory of my friend skip...
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06-15-2006, 03:58 PM
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What's housework??
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06-15-2006, 04:47 PM
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Manwhore
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
What's housework??
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It's that file you want to delete from you computer...
DUH!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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06-15-2006, 04:51 PM
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pixie of the wood
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too bad the mysterious ocd i've developed when it comes to clutter won't let me do that.  |
06-15-2006, 05:28 PM
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Sorry Aqua,
Gotta read the thread better before I post.
Now, tell me again . . . .
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06-15-2006, 07:31 PM
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