Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Australia ... is "you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay
Only in Australia ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
Only in Australia ... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many" and, tics" meaning blood sucking creatures"
Only in Australia ... do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor"
Most of those also describe Tennessee pretty good also. I love it when some anorexic looking woman in front of me makes the world's biggest salad with 1/2 bottle of regular calorie salad dressing and then asks for a diet drink or water..lol
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
Only in Australia
They ARE Americanized! 
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