EVER WONDER?

If you can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?



Do you ever wonder?

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Yes DB, these are deep questions indeed. This morning I was going to ask you why don't they make the whole plane out of the same substance they use to make that indestructible black box from?, but didn’t want to spoil your wake-up thread.

Maybe you can answer some of my other questions.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATMs?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

I know Steph will be able to fill us in on what humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables.

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LMFAO!

I've always wondered........when your trash can gets old....how do you throw it away?

and.........where they just being mean to people with a speach impediment when they thought to spell lisp with an "S" in it?

and so it goes.........................

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I really need more sleep and coffee before I open these threads . . .

(Humanitarians eat cannibals, PF)

LMAO@ Steph. (very good )

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I'm up late & wanted to bump this one.

Maybe it's because I'm overly tired but there were a lot here I hadn't heard before (well, I'd obviously read the thread 2.5 years ago but had forgotten some).