(submitted by Steph)

NEWMARKET -- A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big.
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PLASTIC MODEL

The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.

He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused.

But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling's reference to his size as a "two-by-four" is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model.

"It's hardly a two-by-four," she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself.

Bhangu also said the "size theory" was never put to the complainant on the witness stand for her account.

TRAUMATIZED

Bhangu said the woman was traumatized when Beutling, who is 6-foot-7 and 240 pounds and who she believed was her close friend, forced himself on her.

Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month.

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8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth!

The girth seems HUGE but then I read the average girth is 4 1/2 inches. I would have thought it'd be smaller.

My god.....that would sure tickle my fancy!

Sexual assualt is not funny and so before someone jumps on me I apologize.

It would seems though if he is that big it would do damage to an unwilling participant.....

Off topic here but does anyone remember the groupies who used to be called the "The Plaster Casters"....they would go and cast all the famous men's penis who they slept with.

Sorry...return to topic at hand

Interesting defense. I'm sure he looked quite proud of himself while sitting in that courtroom.

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I don't buy it. Sexual assault is already all about hurting the victim...and not in a nice way.

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