A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year- old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display, picks up a package of three condoms and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaims the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

The one thing that made me smile today Thank YOU

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LOL !! Thats cute txgrneyes!! TY!


And there's the guy buying condoms... He asks the salesclerk how much they cost... She tells him $3.50 plus tax... He says oh, no tacks, I want the kind that roll on.
ba-da-bingggg..... sorry, bad joke.

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