Been majorly sick of late.

My wife has been sick.

Our daughter has been sick.

My girlfriend got hit by a car last week. Knocked o her ass & slid several feet. Hit and run driver.

My other girlfriend fell off the curb, into the street and has moderate to severe brusing on both legs, and some additional injury to her already fucked-up ankles & hips.

Fortunately, nobody has had to go to the hospital, but...

fuck my chihuahua!

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wait a minute...


you have a wife, & TWO girlfriends, & yet you wanna fuck your chihuahua?

Where do you get the energy, man? No wonder you've been sick...

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LMAO@Scotz

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Scotz,

The chihuaua's the lowest maintenance of the four, I'll bet.

Gekkogekko, what about the lizards.

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LOL! Too funny Scotz and Oldfart!!

Hope things pick up for ya soon gekko!

CasperTG

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Majorly sick?

How does that differ from being generally sick?

Are you feeling rank?

BTW, my dinner was laced with a "cane cut semillon" where the grape bunches are cut

fron the vine, alowed to dry and then turned into wine.

Bloody bewdiful!!!

Lilith, do you need a bottle of this?

Scotz, you need to behave.

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I just pictured an OF and Scotz 3 way....they'd have me laughing so hard I'd probably choke

GG life will get better.

OF, yes, yes I do.

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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I was sitting here reading getting more confused by the minute. Thanks Lil for clearing all of this up for me!

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So then...share the insight with us other dummies Chey!

*tilts head like the RCA Victor dog*

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I think it's to do with what moon is in Uranus.....or the dawning of Aquarius, or finding out Virgo really isn't a virgin after all.

Ummmmm, I thought it was a joke he was passing along lol "shrug"

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((((gg))))

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Ok, you first...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

don't either of you start that nehaving shit now! I'd have no reason to threaten you with a trip to the dungeon then.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I need to know about nehaving.