I saw Wedding Crashers today and it was soo fucking funny I snorted (right before the girl in the movie did). Got me thinking about the lengths people will go to in order to get laid.
Have you ever told a little white lie to get in someone's pants? Or are you shameless and will do whatever is necessary to get you some strange?
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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable
I'm thinking of trying out "I'm going out for cigarettes." lmfao
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.