I saw Wedding Crashers today and it was soo fucking funny I snorted (right before the girl in the movie did). Got me thinking about the lengths people will go to in order to get laid.

Have you ever told a little white lie to get in someone's pants? Or are you shameless and will do whatever is necessary to get you some strange?

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Well, being on the shy side......... hehehe



Oh seriously? I never used lines...... and yes i really was shy and it was usually the girls that asked me why I didn't make a move on them!


I really wanna see that movie!

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Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Me? No little white lies. But then again, I've rarely had "strange." LMAO

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I'm pretty shameless (shaddup PF!). I'll flash him (in the house, not some stranger), flatter, flirt &, if all else fails, I'll whine, beg & cajole.

I also thought the movie was funny after a slow start, no i have not told any lies to get laid my wife made sure for 25 years i didnt

I'm thinking of trying out "I'm going out for cigarettes." lmfao

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