Now We Really Know What Happened To Sharni!

I guess her butterfly vibrator broke!

Wednesday, June 8, 2005
So very, very strange....


MELBOURNE (Reuters) - An Australian woman was found to be
carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were
alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as
she arrived at Melbourne airport.
On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had
strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing
the fish, the Australian Customs Service said in a statement on
Tuesday.
"During the search, customs officers became suspicious
after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her
waist," said the statement.
The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne on a flight from
Singapore last Friday. Customs are still trying to determine
what type of fish she brought into the country and have not yet
charged her with an offence.
She could face charges for breaking quarantine and customs
laws for bringing in the fish without giving a declaration.
A search of the woman's home in Melbourne found another
five fish.

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

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I think she was going to use those for avatars next month ....................... or trade them to Bud for some curly toed shoes. :grin:

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Good thing Sharni has retired or she just might have had to hurt you PF

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*hysterical laffing*

The secret life of Sharni!






...nah!

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Eudaimonia

She may have been planning to coat PF in them and feed him to the bears.

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"Do not feed the bears".

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As Sharni would say.............. OH FROGSHIT!!!!!!

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Nope truth

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Where do we send the flowers?

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

You mean we'll never hear 'frogshit' again????

Now thats just not right!!

Glad I found out the truth before I made a fool of myself(again).

But it will be hard to get use to the new nick after some some 45 or so months.

OMG.. roflmao... I can't believe I missed this one!!! <snort><snort>

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