So we are at the fair last night and I say to wyndhy, I can ring the bell on that hammer strong man thing. She says oh yeah maybe 5 years ago! We finish eating dinner and I say I am going to ring the bell (which is right next to the table we are sitting at). She says "there is a sucker born every minute".

I walk all of 20 feet pay my doller...I swing once and miss the bell by two inches, I swing again and ring the bell so loudly the people around me cheer. I look over at my family and they didn't even notice!

I tell ya I get no respect!

Have you ever been given no respect when you SO deserved it?

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

I'm a woman it's what we do

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Well..... I would try to respect you but when I click on the link it takes me to Amazon - redirect anyone?? LOL

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

uh-hem....did you or did you not get laid?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

oops!
that should read lei-ed

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Ditto here!

it is fixed...thanks for cheering me up CHEY!

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

LOL.... no prob - now - were you napping when the fire started?? ROFL

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

I worked the carnival one summer when I was 19. Just so happens my game was the Striker(bell ringing thing), WTG BigBad!!!


I fixed my daughter's door to her room,she don't care.

Thx Soda, I appreciate good handy work, way to go on the DOOR!

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

I allowed my 14 year old to have a womb with a view for 10 and 1/2 months, then lent him a birth canal and he tells me good bye when he's leaving on a 5 day trip with strangers by not even making eye contact and shooting me a peace sign :sobs: :sobs:*peeks giggling*:sobs:

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

10 and 1/2?????? jfc! that kid owes you...big time!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

little fucker was 9 pounds 15.8 ounces...he told me this summer that he has figured out that he is a procrastinator...no fucking duh!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

took 'im long enough to figure that out....guess he had better things to do. lol

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

You two are killing me! You forget a guy spends 9 1/2 months (normally) trying to get out and the rest of his life trying to get back in! But the language in here (lmfao)