My wife and I went to the nature center not long ago as we walked in the ranger was holding a baby flying squirrel, my wife being the animal lover she is goes oohhhh! The little one sets up in the rangers hands its ears stand up like momma! and leaps from the rangers hand to the wifes face!Now she standing there looking crosseyed with a shocked look on her face at this squirrel.In slow motion it starts sliding down her nose hooking 1 small nail in her nose.She now has a racing stripe down the center of her nose!
What I want to know does stupid stuff like this happen to anybody else???
Over the years its getting like I can't take her out of the house without something happining Or am I just blest with cheap entertainment

yes it really did and does happen to her

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OMG.......lol your poor wife!

:nopics:

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Sounds like you don't have a boring life! lol

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LMAO!

i don't have much of a problem outside the house, but inside? i have managed to spill stuff on the ceiling 4 different times...yes 4...twice it was sweet and sour sauce.

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

ROFLMAO sounds like my luck!!!! crazy crap is always happing to me , tho it might be cuz i have a little girl who refuses to look where she walks , or where she drives(that poor damnhot wheels is dented everywhere!!! her dad says she is never driving one of our cars LOLhe dont care how old she gets)

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Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

May I suggest you keep a video cam handy at all times...if you can't get weird stuff to stop happening to you, you should at least be able to document it & maybe get on Funniest Home Videos...

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No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LMAO!!! I bet your wife would be thrilled to have all her.....uh....crazy stuff documented for eternity!

Heck, it's like when DH decided he HAD to take a picture of my failed attempt at making an apple tart. 20 years later, I remember it like it was yesterday! LOL


*grumble grumble gosh darn husbands anyway...always takin' pictures of the toilet paper on our shoes and the back of our skirts tucked into our pantyhose*

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